oreosforbreakfast:

ohaielly:

someone didn’t think this through.

Laughed for like 3 days.

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

“I have belly fat like everyone else, and I don’t want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine.” — Amanda Seyfried

For the wretched of the earth there is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise

rachelkiley:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

This. So hard. I’m not the biggest fan of Kristen Stewart as an actress, but I hate hate hate how much shit she gets blamed for as a person. Particularly getting kicked around sfm for the affair, which is utter bullshit, and the whole being shy and not smiling very often thing. She doesn’t OWE you that. There are tons of dude actors who are shy and smile in public way less than she does and not a word is said, but if Kristen Stewart acts that way — and seriously, if you were dragged through the media for stupid reasons as often as she is, would you really be smiling? — she’s a frigid bitch? No. Fuck off.

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

seblaine:

watch out guys obama is doing his job

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

owlcitee:

pitbullfan:

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

badhoruss:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

how’d i do?

herrbrightside:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

Kskdnejdnwndkenxjdnbd
WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO

comingoutjournal:

BREAKING: Boy Scouts to Admit Openly Gay Youths as Members

from Advocate.com

The Boy Scouts of America’s national council voted today to end the organization’s discriminatory policy barring openly gay youth from membership, reports the Associated Press. However, the group’s ban on gay adult leaders remains in place.

from The New York Times:

But the decision is unlikely to bring peace to the Boy Scouts as they struggle to keep a foothold in a swirling cultural landscape, ensuring continued lobbying and debate in the months and year to come. The group put off the even more divisive question of whether to allow openly gay adults and leaders, and those on both sides of the debate predicted that, with the resolution’s passage, the Boy Scouts would soon be forced to start allowing gay adults, whether by lawsuits or embarrassment at the twisted logic of forcing an Eagle Scout who turns 18 to quit.

Even though this is great news, this is not enough, until there is no discrimination on any age.

Read more at:

• The New York Times
• Advocate.com

stoleamadman:

oswinofoswald:

i-owe-you-one-impala:

phamilypheels:

“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”

oMG THE dALEK

No the Silurian oh my life

That is one fiiiiine Dalek.

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name